swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog

"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"

by Bantaclaus June 4, 2016

dick swindler

Idividual who steals other's cock photo, and passes it along as their's, in order to mask their lack of male endowment.

OMG, what a dick swindler, this dude with a baby dick posted Ron Jeremy's cock on Craigslist; and I fell for it! He could barely hit my clit, let alone my G-spot with that limp ass shit.

by Stephaura December 21, 2008

Monkey Swing

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015

Ginger Swine

A high energy red-haired boy. He humps beds. This occurs mostly at camps. He is willing to do anything.

This ginger swine is outrageous.

by Jackie redfish August 4, 2016

Uncultured Swine

Someone who is oblivious to how the world works because they are blinded by their cis gender privilege.

Isaiah Watson is uncultured swine. He’s a gay man who hates on the trans community.

by pettybetty54 January 2, 2022

no room to swing a cat

Not very much space

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.

by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019