Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

simete

way of saying do know you what im sayin or do you understand me-spanish for si me entiendes.

that guy went over there simete

by guy in his house on his pc March 9, 2009

Simp

A simp is someone who will do anything for the person they are interested in but they won’t give anything in return

Wow I can’t believe that Mia is simp-ing over that guy again

He’s trying to hard to get with her , he’s such a simp rn

by Akhskxndnd March 8, 2020

Simp

Your mother.

"God dude! I was with your mom last night; she's such a simp."

"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Pope: Hey...did you hear what those American's said?
Cardinals, yanwing: No, holiness.
Pope: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.
Cardinals: Semper...always where under where...underwear! Ha, you've gotten us again holiness. You god damn trickster!

by akork November 9, 2006