they have a huge monster cock.
by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020
Get the simonmug. The belief that even if life is meaningless, we still choose to fight, to feel, to create—not because it changes the outcome, but because that’s what makes us human. It’s the defiance of giving in to emptiness, the quiet scream against the void. It’s crying out to the universe not for answers, but to be heard. It’s embracing the chaos, the heartbreak, and the beauty of existing, all while knowing none of it was promised.
When I read his poetry, it wasn’t just existential dread—it was Simonic Nihilism: the refusal to be silenced, even when no one is listening.
by userblank264972 March 22, 2025
Get the Simonic Nihilismmug. He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017
Get the Simonmug. good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
Get the Simonmug. Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
Get the Simonmug. God.
by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021
Get the Simone Bredariolmug. by kuckky August 4, 2022
Get the Simon can you shut up!mug.