religion

a thing that brainwashes people

man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:

by niggerger October 4, 2023

Islam true religion

Why Islam is the truth
Fulfilled prophecies in Qu'ran and Hadith
No contradictions in the Qu'ran
Scientific, historical, mathematical and linguistic miracles in the Qu'ran

"Assalamualaikum brother, I am so glad to be a follower of Islam."
"Me too brother, Wa'alaikumassalam. I am happy not to be of those led astray and those Allah is not pleased with."
"Allahuakbar!"
"Yes, Alhamdulillah. Islam true religion."

by ImNotZenithLol April 7, 2021

reigen

ugly

please tag reigen hes just so ugly it hurts my eyes and i have to keep going to the hospital every time i see him and i have to tell the doctor, “mr doctor i saw a man so ugly that it physically hurt my eyeballs” and the doctor said “it cant be that bad,” so i showed the doc a pic of sfd's reigen and he screamed in pain and cried blood and said “u were right and i was so wrong to have doubted u”

by anonymous September 30, 2021

religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism

wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?

by mallowsal April 15, 2015

religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.

My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.

by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003

losing my religion

A southern expression for losing your temper.

Losing patience.
Losing your faith.

In someone or something.

WOOO GURL I AM LOSING MY RELIGION IF THAT THERE BOI DONT PLANT THOSE WATERMELONS RIGHT!!!!

by AlanaLii March 14, 2012

Reigning Supreme

To rule a certain audience. The audience can include people, body parts, and international grammar rules.

Guy 1: "Dude, my farts are reigning supreme on my nose."

Guy 2: "What did you eat?"

Guy 3: "I don't know, some Thai shit I think."

by j00 3at3r December 3, 2006