Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

Alabama Mouse Squeaker by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

chasing the cotton mouse 

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

chasing the cotton mouse by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

micky mouse 

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

micky mouse by Anonymous March 15, 2003

cat and mouse 

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

cat and mouse by Mark Preston March 12, 2003

Mighty Mouse Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are like the cartoon character, Mighty Mouse..."here I am to save the day!" A coward who suddenly finds the 'courage' to tell everyone how he would have been the hero in a situation.

i.e. Mark Wahlberg claimed that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing. Mark has 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'.

Mighty Mouse Syndrome by Lehitraot March 17, 2012

Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

Shart mouse by spacewine March 18, 2014