chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

micky mouse

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

cat and mouse

When a man places his penis and nuts between his legs making him look like a woman from the front. Turning around and bending over it appears a little mouse is peaking out

John Darragh liked to show his mastery of penis puppetry by performing the classi cat and mouse

by Mark Preston March 12, 2003

Mighty Mouse Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are like the cartoon character, Mighty Mouse..."here I am to save the day!" A coward who suddenly finds the 'courage' to tell everyone how he would have been the hero in a situation.

i.e. Mark Wahlberg claimed that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing. Mark has 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'.

by Lehitraot March 17, 2012

Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

by spacewine March 18, 2014

field mouse

when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse

josh m from J Alexander's, Mi

by pones McChicken Fingaz December 9, 2003

House Mouse

A snitch.

"Better move that fucking contraband. First Sergeant's house mouse just saw you shove it underneath there."

by Doc Soul April 7, 2009