muffdiveology

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

by jujijime December 14, 2008

Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!

"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"

by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 10, 2007

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

muff guts

Hairy stomach - male or female.

Check out the muff guts on that chick.

by Dirk Adirker April 27, 2008

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.

CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

by CJ0 May 1, 2009

muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

by K Sully May 29, 2009