mingered

That feeling when someone accidentally punches you in the dick

Last night, me and Jermaine were playing nerf wars and then he got too close and absolutely mingered me

by B4U banter strate to ur laptop June 11, 2018

MINGE

Noun. Vagina, pussy, cunt. Commonly used in the UK by teenagers.

G1: That girl had a dirty minge.
G2: I know. She stank if fish as she walked by.

by BLAMETL June 12, 2018

Mingereek

The fusty odour of sweaty pussy mixed with piss and farts.

Female toilets can be fucking grimy. The worst is when you go in and all you can smell is mingereek.

by wellybooterupper June 14, 2018

Minge

A hairy vagina

“Makena needs to shave her minge”. Said Jake Waltman

by Lil jake July 1, 2018

Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.

"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"

by mingewetter September 27, 2018

Mingle

A gathering of Micro-sluts (18-20y/olds) is known as a mingle.

Hey Tom, look at that mingle of micro sluts over there.
Tom: Shame about their faces.

by myspace rom January 5, 2019

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019