Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.

"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."

by Australian Liberal Party December 5, 2012

Midnight 0'5

the greatest band alive.

Bob: Woah did you hear of the new band Midnight 0'5?
Danny: Yeah man they're sick!

by The Boltinator July 18, 2011

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

midnight blowing

Giving someone a blowjob at midnight

I was midnight blowing

by Bishcicle July 16, 2017

Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

by Grijn March 16, 2019

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018