Lazy Effort

Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.

Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?

Naa, im just using lazy effort.

. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.

E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.

by The Universe is Purple January 9, 2019

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James Gotcher

James Gotcher is as lazy as leaving the plastic on the last bottle of a 6 pack of sodas.

by Qwertyguy1234 March 9, 2019

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Get the Lazymug.

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Some guy called me this today

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

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