johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

Johnny Egham

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person

Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.

by Jackasslaw February 10, 2010

johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

Johnny Rah Rah

Someone who is overly enthusiastic about an organization, cause or event.

Well yeah, man, I mean I want the team to win, but I'm no Johnny Rah Rah. I'm not a fanatic.

by memphotank January 4, 2011

Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010