italian stalion

An Italian male, or a male with Italian background who is very attractive, yet quite dumb. They usually dont know how to act around girls, mainly due to the fact that they are always over-horny.

person 1: "hey that mike guys pretty hot"
person 2: "yeah hes an Italian Stalion"
Mike: "dah duuuur let me titty fuck you"

by Calum E October 30, 2006

Italian Princess

A slender female beauty with hazel eyes, a garnish of golden brown hair, enlightened with respect for Quality and Tradition, seasoned with a touch of sassy, cordial, outgoing, personality, tempered with a compasonate demeanor. Born under zodiac sign Aries!

The Italian princess had mesmerized the crowd with her beauty and charm.

by Bopper108 June 12, 2018

italian

an itialian can be summed up in one word: Flawless.
we are truely the best. if you think otherwise then you are WRONG and should therefore go to hell.

that francesco varoli is the hariest italian i know. his mother is a milf and a half.

by RAABSKI December 28, 2005

italian mobster guy

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald

Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.

by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

Italian Dinner

When a girl vomits while performing fellatio on a guy as a result of her eating too much dinner.

Shana made me an Italian Dinner last night....guess she had too much to eat.

by DerfMoney February 20, 2011

Captain's Motto-Italian Version

"Jump into a lifeboat"

The Italian version of the Captain's Motto (to "go down with the ship").

In reference to the captain of the overturned Costa Concordia cruise ship of January 14th, 2012.

The captain, Francesco Schettino, alleges that he tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, immediately after the crash.

Hey Nathan, I heard you crashed your sailboat. Were you afraid that you might drown?

"Heck no. I abide by the Captain's Motto-Italian Version ... I jumped right into a lifeboat and drank a glass of champagne while I watched it sink."

by mike87111 February 10, 2012

Italian

The mexicans of white people

italian women are hairy like mexican women

by brad nasty September 23, 2005