No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

Dylan Hester

The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name

Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"

by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020

Black Hatter

noun
/blak hadər/

One who practices an Earth based spirituality that predates Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamism, Judeo-Christianity, or Sikhism.

"I have fellowship with Black Hatters on Monday."
"My Black Hatter group picks up litter around the lake on Earth Day."

by Skellatina December 23, 2020

oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

by Z95.1 April 20, 2021

Blair Herter

the hot x-play correspondent who now runs the entire G4 network

have you seen that blair herter guy? what a hottie!

by theg4fanboy June 1, 2021