guitar

Six stringed instrument with an electric variety used to deafen oneself through the use of an amplifier. If one gets good, one can play in a band and crowd surf.

Dude, your guitar is like so, yeah

by gooby goo October 23, 2003

Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 16, 2007

guitar hero

A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.

nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..

by James TH April 8, 2007

guitar galin'

When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.

Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Arlena Monique Gaitan

Most Arlena Gaitan(s) are ugly.
Slutty, but not a hot slutty, UGLY slutty.
Most commonly look like a horse.
With big teeth & a fat nose.

"Did you see that Horse gallop by?"
"Don't worry, that was just Arlena Monique Gaitan"

by LaurenSummer May 13, 2009

GuitarHeroFace

When your completely lifeless
staring at the TV screen blankly with your mouth open
completely unaware of your surroundings

Bob: Jim! Snap out of it, you have your guitarheroface on again

Jim: Huh?! What!? Ohhh.

by Trojan_Freshgirl May 22, 2009

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

by Tom Drye June 3, 2009