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statutory gape

Looking at or being attracted to someone underage
Dude. look at that chick! She is smokin' hot!
Bro, she's like 12, wtf? Statutory gape much?
by twotimes May 10, 2010
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Gapplebee's

When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.
Dale: "Yeah Last night Michael took my ass to Gapplebee's he put like 10 counties on me."
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Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.
"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"
by Mongameister December 8, 2007
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gapfiller

Fanfic filling the space between scenes (in a TV series or movie). Writing or describing something that hasn't been sawn.
- You should write a gapfiller about what happens after Brian and Justin have that conversation in the loft.
- Man, everybody knows they had sex.
- Yeah, but I'd like to read that scene. We haven't seen it!!
by Mac182 April 6, 2008
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gaposis

A condition allficting big busted women, causing a gap in between the buttons of their shirts.
Gloria had a bad case of gaposis with her new blouse. I could see the bow on her bra!
by sideways-stripes April 17, 2010
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Child Gapist

A Person that not only rapes but gapes a child in unconsentual sexual intercorse
Johns a pretty great Child Gapist
by The prophet Muslamid December 31, 2017
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gape

The equivalent of a black hole but inside a womens or mens vagina/asshole
RUN OTHERWISE WE GONNA GET SUCKED IN BY THAT GAPE
by lenbey December 6, 2016
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