Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Fruit of the Boom

A terrorist tactic that employs explosive components stuffed in his/her undies.

Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, a wanna-be Al-Quaeda terrorist, tried to bring down a plane using the Fruit of the Boom. His attempt was thwarted by some heroic passengers.

by SuperAgentTarheel December 30, 2009

Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

fruit dip

When a straight mans experiments with gay sex; When a man prematurely aborts a homosexual act. Also: fruit dipper, one who experiments with homosexuality; fruit dipped, to be abandoned during sex by a fruit dipper; dip one's fruit, to experiment with homosexuality.

Steve thought he was gay in college but it was just fruit dip. When Sal went down on Bill he thought it was a sure thing, but it ended up being fruit dip.

by fruit bowl August 23, 2011

Fruit Pie

When you give a girl a creampie and pop her cherry at the same time.

"Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a fruit pie last weekend!"

"Sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by PTownDillz September 26, 2017

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart May 22, 2018