ja-fake-an

a little chavster who speaks in a fake jamaican accent
ra man! im from jamiaca innit. um... no
by prettyugly November 22, 2004
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fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.
My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.
Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.
by JADS February 03, 2012
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fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.
Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.
by julesmary August 20, 2008
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Fake Teammate

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries
Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.
by The real23 March 15, 2019
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Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.
Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?
by Blue Ophelia June 05, 2011
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fake freaky

Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.
JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready
by Big sexy 116 August 03, 2018
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