Jive Fool

Somebody who says or does something irritable, untrustworthy, dishonest, selfish or foolish.

Jane: "Where's the Pepsi I bought for myself yesterday?"

John: "I saw Michael drinking it."

Jae: "Ugh! That motherfucker has always been a jive fool. AND I told him it was mine!"

by african american studies March 19, 2025

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 16, 2011

Finger fucking fool

This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.

I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant

by All the way to the top November 25, 2021

Bo Bo the fool

(Pronounced boo boo the; de; or da fool)Phrase typically black mothers use when yelling at their child for “disrespecting” them. May be random but just know, your mother does not look like bo bo the fool

(child plays game and sees mother approaching and closes laptop)
Mother)Are you playing games?!
Child) No im just uhh doing online work
Mother) do I look like bo bo the fool to you?!

by ColdestFri June 10, 2022

Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

Fool

There's a difference between being made to look like one or looking like one and being one.

A fool doesn't want anybody to know there's a difference between looking like a fool or people thinking you're a fool and being a fool. A fool says they don't care what anybody thinks of them, and people that say that care more desperately than anyone else what people think of them (as all people care what people think of them). A fool thinks everyone around him/her is weaker than him/her (or sometimes just one or a few people, that way the fool can manipulate everyone else to turn against this/these enemy(ies)).

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021