Trinity, Florida 

Trinity

Officially named to separate itself from surrounding New Port Richey. Trinity has come a long way and is still growing. The MEDIAN annual family income within a mile and half radius is a little under $100,000. The MEDIAN income within 2 to 3 mile radius is around $85,000-75,000.

The neighborhoods consist of Trinity Oaks, Trinity, Fox Hollow, Champions Club, Thousand Oaks, Thousand Oaks East, Wyndtree, Chelsea Place, Heritage Springs, The Sabals, Trinity West. New neighborhoods are mapped out to start building, but will start when the economy picks up again.

Home prices range from $250,000 to over 2 million dollars. The MEDIAN home value in Trinity is around $450,000.

The high school serving Trinity students is J.W. Mitchell High School. A new high school will be built in Holiday, this will keep J.W. Mitchell strictly for Trinity residents because of it's growing population. Seven Springs Middle school is for the younger student population in Trinity.

Trinity consists of many retail shops, luxury restaurants and many spas to enjoy alone time. Trinity also is surrounded by many golf courses so the residents can enjoy a round whenever they choose. The new Trinity Town Center is being built, even though it was predicted to be done in 2008, the economy has its building process slowing down. It should be done within the next year. The Town Center will consist of luxury retail shops, luxury restaurants, Doctors offices, Daycare, Law firms, etc.

More Superficial Glance:

The average cars you see within the Trinity area are Mercedes, BMW's, Cadillac's, Porche's, Honda's, Land Rover's, Pick-up trucks, Hummer's, Lexus's, Toyota's.

Once in awhile you will witness some super elite cars such as Bentley's, Ferrari's, Aston Martin's, Mercedes SL500's, Audi R8's, Rolls Royce.

Trinity is growing to be one of the biggest cities within Pasco County. It's considered to be a beautiful and luxurious place to live, miles from Tampa and from beaches.

"So this is Trinity, Florida..it's nice"

"Are you one of those Trinity, Florida people?"

"Trinity, Florida people are stuck up"

Trinity, Florida by JF70 May 5, 2009

Florahome, Florida 

Florahome ("Home of flowers") is a VERY small town in N. Florida that lies on S.R. 100 between Gainesville and Palatka (or St. Augustine, for those of you who have no idea where Palatka is). The population is about 2000 and consists mainly of white trash... with a few exceptions (mainly depending on proximity to waterfront property). In Florahome there is a Post Office, A gas station/convenient store, a flashing yellow light, a park, a softball field, a newly built General Dollar, a plant nursery, and a feed store. Oh, and a bunch of old, grungy trailers. And that's about it.

Person 1) Have you ever been to Florahome, Florida?

Person 2) What's a "Florahome, Florida"?

Florahome, Florida by NattyWhack March 23, 2011

Dumb Florida Moron

Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.

(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)

*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron

Dumb Florida Moron by Evilous Dark Power November 1, 2020

Lake Worth, Florida 

Though Lake Worth, FL has a bad reputation for violence and gang activity, this town has got to be one of the most haunted and picturesque towns in the state, if not in the country. Lake Worth is located 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale and it makes part of the Miami-Ft Lauderdale-Palm Beach metropolitan area. Its downtown is really hippie, eclectic, laid back, and enjoyable, Though there is a fair share of street walkers, panhandlers and hobos, Lake Worth has a lot to offer as far as culture. Just make sure to stay no more than a few blocks away from Lake Avenue, if planning on relocating, North of the avenue is where you want to be. All the guats, rejects, gansters and thugs are on the south side of town. If you are into art and theatre this is one of the places to be, they hold the Night On the Avenue every third friday of the month, where lots of local artists come to showcase their work. Yearly one of the biggest street painting festivals takes place here, you will also find a bunch of PBR drinking hipsters, with their rimmed glassed and tatts. Just make sure you stay away from Lake Worth Beach, it is Hella Ghetto, its better to go to Phipps park, located just about a half mile north of Lake Worth Beach. If you are into the paranormal this would also be a good place to explore. lots of old houses, and the Lake Worth Playhouse, which its hauntings have been recorded over time and its still visited by paranormal investigators. Also Very gay friendly!

Hipster 1: Hey did you see that Gang from Lake Worth, Florida that was featured in Gangland?

Hipster 2: Nah man, but I did see the hipster version of Fiddler on the Roof at their play house one year!

Lake Worth, Florida by ElleDub April 9, 2011

germany or florida 

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida

a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany

germany or florida by peter December 4, 2003

gone to florida 

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

gone to florida by Boots October 7, 2003

Republic of Florida Militia 

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

Republic of Florida Militia by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017