Fucked the Cat

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

by KolbyBryan November 27, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020

Fucked in

To have sex somewhere inside of something

Dominic got fucked in the pool we left cause we didn’t wanna be swimming around in nut man

by Dominics bulging cockprint May 17, 2022

Dradle Fucked

past tense v. -When after sex, you rub your penis on the girls face in a circular motion

you've been dradle fucked!!

by fiberoptic3806504 December 7, 2009

House Fucked

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011