Dingding mother fucker

When you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. After a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherfucker!” Ding ding motherfucker is a verbal outburst ordering The other person to answer the damn phone. Additionally, ding ding motherfucker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.

#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“Your phone is buzzing”
“You have messages”
“Dingding mother fucker, answer the damn phone!”

or
#2 “Your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“Dingding mother fucker, put the seat down, asshole!”

by STG63 November 28, 2017

ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

by Kev YESMATE October 30, 2008

ring ding

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

by suckers December 11, 2003

Dingaling

Is a term used for a man that has a rather small penis.

Rob:Hey man i heard that hoe Selina was messin with Tyrone
Tod: man i ain't tripping of him, i heard that dude got a Dingaling
Rob:Word!?
Tod:Word.
Rob:.... -.- How you know?
Tod: i said i HEARD *smacks Rob upside his head*

by Alea B. April 26, 2008

Dinga

A fake word used in Scrabble, in an attempt to confuse fellow players.

"Dinga's a word! It's the root word of Dingari, another totally not fake word."

by frustrated_scrabbler April 28, 2013

King Ding

Stoopid mofo who likes to walk into poles in year six and eat copper sulfate cuz he thinks it makes him live foreva .. stoopid mofo. Also thinks he can hook in with all gurlz

Err Wat De Fak I Luv CuSo

by dOdge. March 23, 2005

Chicken Ding!

When subject a places two prime chciken fillets in the microwave for 30 seconds then proceeds to place these in a letterbox and relieve themselves between them.

Adam: Iv hear your in the bad books with the wife does that mean your having a Chicken Ding! for supper

Paul: Yes infact I have just put a couple of fillets in the microwave.....(microwave goes ding) got to go there ready.

by Mr Adam Parry March 13, 2008