crank

Grey Goose + Spark Energy Drink(Black top only)=Crank. Some shit that u drink before u walk in the club, dance for 5 minutes, and fall out on the floor.

John: Ay cuz why the fuck u so hype?

Bruh: Mane i'm jiggin off this Crank! I'm tryna fuck somethin tonight!

by Tru Dranka December 18, 2008

Crank

To smack, whack, or hit.

Tom: Yo, broski, if we did the 2k an hour ago, we'd be chillin'!

Kevin: Shut up or I'll crank you!

by LIRCNY2 May 1, 2009

crank

1. To hit a baseball/softball really hard, generally in a beastly fashion that makes it fly.

2. To row on an oar full pressure as hard as you can to really let the shell walk another crew.

1. Yo timmy your up to the plate next really crank one out and get a home run.

2. Put pat in 5 seat hes a fucking beast he can really crank out some horsepower

by beastone112 August 2, 2009

crank that roosevelt

When a person masturbates to the wife of a president (dead or alive.

Dude I love to crank that roosevelt to Nancy Reagan all the time.

by Wildcatss November 16, 2007

cranker

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.

"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"

by llcoolelle June 10, 2004

crank that nancii

when you have a conversation on the phone while a guy is fucking your brians out.

nancii"ohhhh yeahhh!"
friend"so you do wanna go to the mall?"
nancii"I don't know I need to get my mon present"
nancii"mmmmm"
friend" you having sex?"
nancii" yessssssssssss mmmmm yesss"
friend" yeah!!!! crank that nancii"

by nancii March 1, 2009

Crankapotamus

A Hippopotamus or other large animal under the influence of crystal meth.

-Tends to jump around and sweat alot.
- Has very bad teeth
-Known to maul grown men

Did you hear about Steve? He was mauled and then trampled by a crankapotamus.

by Monoheartsyou July 2, 2011