Cookie-gasm

The sound created when biting into a perfectly baked cookie.

(eater bites into cookie)

Eater- oooooh yessssss

bystander- I think they just had a cookie-gasm

by coffeeshopgirl April 10, 2010

Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.

Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!

by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

cookie cookie cream

A slang term used for crack

In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."

by VinnyThaOne December 7, 2016

cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad

"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"

by whoopmighty December 10, 2016

cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.

Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.

by Mitties September 26, 2017