Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 19, 2020

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

by Noname70 November 27, 2020

womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Averse Canoodling

To kiss and hug someone (often times comicly) in an attempt to get them to squeel and or react in a manner as if they dislike the behavior. Often done as a parent to a small child as if to embarrass them.

The mother embarrassed her third grade son by averse canoodling him in front of his classmates, Johnny was not amused.

by Roflcopterss April 11, 2021

Tuna Canoe

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.

Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.

by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021