calendary

the ultimate friendship experience; a word that far surpasses "best friend"; love for a fellow calendarian that no one can ever break or change; a word that describes the fun and silly times of two wacky people; fun+love+heart= calendary; fun+love+heart+alcohol+pirates= heightened calendary!

argh we wantcher booty!

Curtis and Valerie share a calendary friendship made up of trust, love, and care. No one can ever break their specal bond, and if they try they will die a slow and painful death involving a blow torch.

by obiedobie November 30, 2005

caleb colman

an autistic little shit that cant stop grabbing at other mens dicks. he wears a strap on and sucks it all fucking night. no one knows were he came from bit we are trying to so we can bomb it so another shit fuck like this doesn't come to this world. his dick is the size of a fucking kit kat and his fucking hair be looking like a traffic cone. he also wears the gayest goggles and

wow look at that caleb colman fucking his hamster

by fn2817 November 29, 2017

Caleb

That one tall, dark ass nigga with a high pitched voice

-WARNING-: he’s a mad op like no cap

Fuck u Caleb

by SuavéBaby January 27, 2019

Caleb

Biggest queer you will ever meet. Total fag who probably blows on the clarinet. Most celebs are autistic and like cars more than women

Caleb stuck his millimeter peeter in the car exaust pipe

by Factsguy101 March 4, 2019

Calee

Pronounced Cali, like the nickname for California. A girl that is very obsessed with Hannah Montanta and other famous child-idols, like Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny.

Friend 1: "I love Hannah Montana! I just bought 2 Hannah Montana bracelets, 2 Hannah Montana necklaces, Hannah Montana mirror stickers, 6 Hannah Montana pencils, Hannah Montana gloves, a Hannah Montana notebook, and a pen that sings Hannah Montana songs!!"
Friend 2: "Your such a Calee."

by Cassiiie February 15, 2009

Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

Caleb Story

A story told by one unsuspectingly stupid person, perhaps has no end in sight or just does not make sense in the end, ultimately making you laugh at them not with them and wasting 12 minutes of your day.

Hey guys! so remember that episode of..... then i fell over you had to be there.
Wow dude way to tell a friggen Caleb Story... faggot

by Kalaabesriam November 29, 2009