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blonde moment 

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.
Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"
blonde moment by rob October 2, 2003

hitler blonde 

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.
My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

blonde dave 

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel
blonde dave is a douche bag
blonde dave by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004
Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.
blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u!
me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there
blonde by Candygirl23 December 13, 2008

Blonde Plague 

Blonde Plague - When a group of blonde women and/or men gather at a place and ruin it.
Don't go to that club! The Blonde Plague is there...
Blonde Plague by JackJohn October 14, 2012
(Alternatively spelled blond) is a hair color that ranges from nearly white to ash blonde, typically the darker the shade, they more common it is. Strawberry blonde is usually a light orange.

Like all hair colors, it is associated with positive and negative stereotypes:
Positive-Blondes are more attractive and fun than other hair colors. This is true for some (Scarlet Johannsen) but does not work for others (ie Angelina Jolie when she dyed it).
Negative-Blondes are dumb. Like the other stereotype there are people who live up to this (Paris Hilton) and people who don't (Margaret Thatcher).
Blondes can have platinum, reddish, golden or ashen hair and can be pretty, ugly, smart or dumb.
Blonde by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013