schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

by substr October 7, 2008

Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.

I’m a complete waste of life, I drink Milk Based Tea

by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020

Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.

"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."

by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010

Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008

basket of fruit

A basket that has an assortment of (hopefully)fresh fruit.

I recieved a basket of fruit from my neighbor.

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2005

trump basket

A toilet bowl.

-I drank way too much last night and ended up spending my night at the trump basket.
-The trump basket is clogged; whoever used it last needs to plunge it.

by jknightx March 23, 2017

basedgod

lil b will be a historical inspiration and monument in 100 years. he will be so inspirational that people will create a new sort of dance-style called lil bance, which becomes the most popular dance-style in the world the year 2132. lil b will exist in the new bible as it gets confirmed that lil b actually is jesus reborn to create history that will last until our universe implodes. #based

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by basedbitchh October 30, 2011