anal alert

when your ass lets you know that your about to shit all over the place.

oh man, wheres the nearest toilet i just had an anal alert , i'm gonna shit myself any second!!

by LEARY / CARTER April 6, 2006

boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed

Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.

by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008

Red Alert

When you see a ginger walk in the room.

"Red alert guys, it seems the daywalker decided to come..."

by TYHD February 9, 2009

red alert

When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.

Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.

by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010

Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*

by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012

princess alberta

A clit piercing, derived from the slang term for a penile piercing- prince albert.

"That prostitute has a princess alberta!"

by Marcus Agalon April 30, 2006

Albertina

Quiet and sweet, but can be a total bitch when neccessary, a great singer and performer
protects her friends, is known to answer to albert occasionally on occasions

hey girrll you lookin albertina today

by just a chick im called November 15, 2011