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When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.
Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"
by keenonwho February 21, 2011
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afterbirther

President Obama released a copy of a long form birth certificate and the brain trust that is the base of the republican party refuses to accept it. Who saw that coming?
Mike from Boston: Gee, the President had to release his birth certificate AGAIN so the press will focus on important issues. Bubba from a red state: I'll bet thats a forgery. How come it says certificate of live birth-it should just say certificate of birth or birth certificate, yada, yada, yada. Bubba is an afterbirther.
by They're at it again, meh May 18, 2011
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afterburner

An afterburner is a drink, made by taking a sip out a 12oz can of keystone and then pouring in a shot of everclear.
Me and James got f***** up drinking afterburners and shot squirrels with pellet guns all afternoon!
by hotshot172737 July 25, 2011
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afterasm

I gave her an Afterasm last night!
by Afterasm clothing May 6, 2017
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after mong

When someone has an autism attack and someone near you somehow got autism transferred into him and starts having an attack as well
Craig: (Gets an autism attack)

Tim: Jesus... CHILL OUT!!!!

Josh: (Gets an autism attack as well because of Craig)

Tim: You are such an after mong...
by BigWanker03 May 10, 2019
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day after twin

n. Eddie Ramos. Day after twins may be good looking, intelligent human beings with a certain warmth to them that cannot be found in any other creatures. They are born the day after their "twin" and their twin may have many similarities.
"Damn, day after twin! You're one fine barista!"
by alkaline December 6, 2006
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Flat get after it

Thought to have originated in France, this phrase is used when a homosexual male wants to have sex with another male. so, he tells him to get on his back in preparation for sex. Other countries use the phrase to refer to a female elephant in heat.
by Justin Grahamn December 9, 2008
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