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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011
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milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact
valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples
by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011
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milk girly

A girl that loves milk, an insatiable large amount of milk
My friend Eden, identifies as a milk girly and all the boys on hinge have to bust a comment. Honestly, all she wants is to sip a little chocolate milk and blow it out her nose.
by Cockodille Dundee December 17, 2022
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Milk Snack

Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk
While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.
by Danny Durden December 20, 2022
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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Milk fic

A very disturbing fan fiction, involving Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross, centring around a milk enema
“Did you read the milk fic
Yeah bro, I’m scarred for life
by That Random Emo Girl November 8, 2021
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Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.
Hey, we only have hole milk.
by Dandylorian September 7, 2022
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