wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

wiener by PWH805 August 23, 2005

Max Weinberg 

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.

Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!

Max Weinberg by awkward silence August 29, 2004

Weener 

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

Weener by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

whiners

people who bitch about anything and everything and never have anything good to say.

aka. those who need to f*ck off!

whiners: waaaa, (insert complaining about anything here) i'm never happy with anything because my glass is half empty!

rest of the world: ugh, shut the f*ck up and get out of here.

whiners by forbidden.love January 4, 2009

weiness

Elbow Skin

"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"

weiness by Christine January 8, 2004

Wenner

A very male penis (less than one inch).

I have a small wenner which means I am unable to urinate standing up.

Wenner by Russellfenner1 September 6, 2020

Weener Banjo 

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

Weener Banjo by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012