Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.

I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf

by kkortman December 30, 2010

Uber

A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.

I took Uber to work while my car was in the shop.

by Mattdude September 24, 2016

Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.

Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.

by Delraydave January 27, 2019

Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

Uber

A company connecting car drivers with passengers.

Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.

Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.

A: I'd like to go home now.
B: I'll get you a Uber, it's safe and cheap.
C: Ok.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

uber

an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated

Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!

by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009