Tweety

Nickname for Chris Matthews, host of 'Hardball.' His staff nicknamed him Tweety Bird because of the shade of yellow he dyes his hair. First divulged at mediawhoresonline.com

Tweety Matthews was making no damn sense again tonight.

by Zrusilla May 9, 2004

Eu teeth

Europoor's neglected teeth.

Edward never brushes his teeth or go to the dentist. Now he has eu teeth.

by Will 11112 December 8, 2016

Teetle

Slang term for urination

If I don't teetle soon, we're going to have a mess on our hands.

by Nubblies.net August 12, 2004

Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.

"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.

by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010

Brush my Teeth

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

by werdna250. July 4, 2010

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018