tightest cunt alive

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App

My Ginger Friend is the tightest cunt alive.

by Chinese_ry November 25, 2016

wound tighter than an eight day clock

When a person or pet exhibits nervous energy, they are said to be “tightly wound”.
Before electricity, mechanical clocks were wound by turning a key or crank to tighten a mainspring. As the spring would lose tension, the hands would turn for about 8 days before needing to be rewound.

Damn! Did you see how much cocaine Liz snorted? She is going to be wound tighter than an eight day clock this week!

by Have a go then April 11, 2022

Absence makes the vag grow tighter

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

tight

(adj.)cool;rad pertaning to verbs or nouns

Tight 360 man! It must me that blind you got.

by Josh November 14, 2003

trighteous

when something is too righteous to be not once, not twice, but thrice....thrice righteous--triple righteous.

WOW! I just saw some boobies, TRIGHTEOUS!!!

by Jarby January 9, 2008

tight bent

state of being drunk but not completely trashed; More than tipsy but less then hammered.

Mark: "Yo, you alright?"
Dwayne:"Yeah nigga, I'm tight bent yo. Hand me a beer."

by DL3223 April 15, 2008

tight

Pissed off to an extent.

Mostly used to rub someone else's anger in their face.

Ex 1: I'm so effing tight, I spend 30 bucks on a CD that's sold on Ebay for $2.95!

Ex 2: Billy: I can't find my cat...

Bob: About that...I need to find a way to get this blood off my tires.

Billy: ....

Thorton: TIGHT!

by asdfghjkl;yoo August 20, 2009