Shart

The act of trusting a fart and shitting thine pants. It’s like a fart but you poop a lil.

“But like really, on a scale of one to ten, how stanky are your sharts”

by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021

Shart

When you squat

Omg I just squatted and now I shart!!

by Iamsocool7idontshartiswear May 7, 2021

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

Shart

The act of farting and pooping at the same time.
What you do fart and poop at the same time.

Guy 1: "I had to shart last night."
Guy 2: "Bro were you sick?"
Guy 1: "Yea, it was really bad."

by W Rich July 13, 2022

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

shart

(Verb) A combination of the words "shit" and "fart" used to describe when one is expecting a fart, but ends up accidentally liquid-shitting in their pants. It typically occurs when one is experiencing explosive diarrhea.

I thought I needed to fart, but I ended up sharting in my pants!

by banana_walker_3000 June 5, 2022

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022