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Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.
"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg
by TheSewageAuthority August 31, 2008
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Avocado Toast

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020
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toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)
some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.
by C0BEX October 7, 2003
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tight as toast

close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.
Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.
by bubbadontbutido March 10, 2010
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Toastie

The noise made when you uppercut someone in Mortal Kombat.
Subzero just uppercut Raiden! Toastie!
by Shneals July 29, 2008
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Toasterovenism

(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)

1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness

Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.

*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
by Preston Imacreeptastic December 14, 2008
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toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.
Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009
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