Polnd Stars

we are a punk band and awesome and your band sucks

polnd stars are WAAAAYYYYYYYY better than DEFI

by Danny October 23, 2004

blond_stares

1. Noun: Blode_stares, typically found in a yahoo chat room, unreliable, not very trust worthy, easily fooled if you claim your name is diane but are infact a david. 2. Noun: See Fool or Idiot

femdyke_1: no brent I dont have cheri on ignore, its only her new attitude since she got a new mistress that I dont like ;)

by diane January 31, 2005

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

A stars

An alternative system for sexual experience, similar to the base system, but that allows for cumulative counting of successive sexual encounters in an easy-to-understand fashion. 4 A stars is often abbreviated to simply "the four", or in some cases, just "four".

Example 1:

Person 1: How many A stars did you get last night?
Person 2: I lost count at 17.

Example 2

Person 1: That girl you took home last night - did you get the 4?
Person 2: No, but I got 3 A*s instead and her number, so I'm happy.

by R3G1C1D3 November 16, 2011

a standstill

When having sex and the guy tells the girl not to move and they both are being perfectly still and then he cums anyway.

Bro, I cannot believe I did a standstill with Jade last night only 4 minutes in. I doubt I'll be hitting that again!

Quickee cum premature ejaculation sex

by Mexican Juan May 24, 2016

Popping Shards

Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)

If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!

by Original GG Killa May 11, 2016

Chocolate stardust

Snorting coke off of a prostitutes ass with your thumb up her ass, and then sucking off your thumb.

Paid about tree fiddy to chocolate stardust with dat bitch ass prostitute Charlene. What a hoe.

by MoosiePoopsie September 10, 2016