spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".

1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.

by DJ delerious June 14, 2009

spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007

spankidoodledandily

a desire to partake in a happy if not somewhat insanely motivated slap on ones buttocks!

I feel all spankidoodledandily!

by Lara19 August 3, 2007

spankadelic

(adjective)
the quality of the object of a spank fantasy that is so hot, and so titillating, that the spank session attains the level of altered consciousness.

She is so spankadelic that I felt like I had two dicks that I was simultaneously beating off. When I came, my head felt like it imploded in ecstatic bliss.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

Spank-catch

When someone goes in to spank you and you catch them before you can complete the act.

A: Damn dude, that was a sweet spank-catch!
B: I know, no way i'm letting C spank me.
C: :-(

by ihavenolife! July 27, 2009