Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015

skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.

I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.

by Salty Goat Dog March 17, 2017

skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

by Denhamj February 24, 2018

angry drunken skunk

When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too

I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.

by Talonghoul April 9, 2016

shunk

The typo that created an IRC war of epic proportions.

May the shunk be with you.
THIS IS THE DEA, GIVE UP THE SHUNKITES!

by l3lizz4rd February 5, 2004

shunk

describing ones intoxication level

ToRRentFreAk was drunk as a shunk

by viln31 May 28, 2008

Skunky

Cool down to earth nice strong real guy who can love you or hate you. A person you will never understand because he is one of a kind. Also the name of a person who will straight up end the life of a racist person!

Hey that dude just layed out that racist guy!

Yea thats Skunky

by Skunky himself February 28, 2009