Shaded

A person that is Sheltered yet jaded.
You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.

Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.

by rickard from mi. November 21, 2013

schadenFreud

Noun - The act of taking satisfaction or pleasure at another's sexual misfortune.

"Why is that that cashier always talking about erectile dysfunction? It's like she's only motivated by schadenFreud."

by neverendingsoviet April 5, 2009

Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 26, 2003

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

7 shades

When a person is beyond wasted they're 7 shades of fucked up
1 shade=I'm good
2 shades=I'm aight
3 shades=Getting there
4 shades= I'm not dunk
5 shades=Fuck
6 shades= I draunk
7 shades=rfgvekojoiniubuybzxbchduy3nfuf3fpo98dnbcvzasdo

Dude, Look at that kid. He's 7 shades of fucked up

by brad69 April 29, 2011

14 Shades Of Grey

14 Shades Of Grey is a Staind album that was released on May 20, 2003. It contained a great mix of Stainds classic songs and several new instant hits. Some of the best include Zoe Jane, Fray, and So Far Away. 14 songs are found on the album. 14 Shades Of Grey is Stainds fourth album and could be called the best, but that is arguable. It followed tradition by delivering the unique sounds and lyrics Staind has become famous for.

"I just got the new Staind album, 14 Shades Of Grey"

by Arnold Shaft July 16, 2006

Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.

I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!

by USAF Cadet September 9, 2021