shock site

a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)

person 1: wanna go to a cool website?

person 2: yes!

person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)

person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS

by Ciwi k-Chan March 7, 2023

Shock-a-rooney

When something is surprising

Mall: that pie had bugs in it!
Nancy: now thats a shock-a-rooney!

by NBeichner March 20, 2023

Scork

The most vile inhumane disgusting thing someone could possibly do at any given time. An absolutely contemptable despicable and just downright morally objectionable action in every way.

Ethan: Yeah man i love to scork
Any sane person: Ew dude what the Fuck (shoots him)

by WethansNuts November 8, 2023

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

vicious shocker

An extremely painful, ill-meaning shocker applied to an innocent.

This girl had no idea how we do, ya know? I got her wasted,applied the vicious shocker and left her cold on the bus, G!

by S.P. Sweeney August 7, 2008

Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.

-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."

by Amputated Clotbone June 18, 2010

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010