A mixture of all bodily fluids - including blood, urine, feces, semen, saliva, and more - intended for consumption to produce a euphoric effect. Similar to jenkem but with more effects.
by Clumpchump89 January 15, 2024
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Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
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Yeah he my drug dealer.
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A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
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Get the single mom sampler mug.ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.
After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?
by Lerlene May 28, 2008
Get the simpletothepoint mug.Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
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2: Just some smaples, bro.
1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.
2: I'm workin on it.
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1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!
2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*
1: You got it :))))
2: Ok let's go shopping :)
2: Just some smaples, bro.
1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.
2: I'm workin on it.
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1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!
2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*
1: You got it :))))
2: Ok let's go shopping :)
by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011
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