muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

stacey's mom

Stacey's mom isn't has hot as you think she is. Not only is that song old and annoying, no matter who I meet i automatically get sung the stupid song.

"Hey I'm stacey"... "Stacey's mom has got it going on"...~ PUNCH IN THE FACE

by Stacey-Nicole May 24, 2006

stacey

adjective (stey-see)
an all encompassing establishment of bold excellence.

A:Damn, did you try the oatmeal this morning?

B: Ya, man that shit be stacey.

A: Fly fellas won’t be able to keep their hands off of me, I’m lookin’ stacey tonight.

by pretties November 17, 2010

double stack

Putting two hits of ecstasy into one pill for a higher price that will have a greater effect.

T-mac: that girl just took a double stack of e.

by fish121 June 11, 2006

sport stacking

An awesome sport where you stack cups up and down in a particular way. Only done by awesome people that have awesome speed, awesome hand eye co-ordination, and most of the time no life. The less of a life you have, the better you are.
People that can't do sport stacking just dis the people that can because they're jealous and claim they sped the video up.
Somebody that does sport stacking is called a "Stacker"

Stacker: My record in sport stacking is under 7 seconds!

Jealous guy: Yeah right, prove it

Stacker: Sure (does it in under 7 seconds)

Jealous guy: ...you sped it up.

by Simoneister December 19, 2008

Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

hitler 'stache

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005