open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

by reid sellen January 8, 2009

Clubbing Seals

Bashing baby harp seals on the head (thereby killing them) for to procure their pelts for garment making.

"Clubbing seals may be brutal, but it pisses off the PETA fuck-ups so I endorse it wholeheartedly"

by HankanatorX July 2, 2003

sears

see ya

i'm out

aight sears

by I M A Dogg August 3, 2009

Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

by yourmajesty December 11, 2013

Seasmack

To pimp slap a girl with your dick.

My Bitch was outta control so I let her feel a seasmack from my almighty manhood.

by DoodooMan December 12, 2007

searsiously

When you can't believe someone you know, is searsiously involved with Sears Department Stores.

You shop at Sears? Searsiously?

by jmoli December 12, 2009

Seasonal

When a person is rarely seen or around for a short period of time

He so seasonal, he only shows up to one of games per year.

by darealmr.reaper September 24, 2016