by ARealSmartAss January 08, 2018
Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
by Sokennethwasall November 23, 2007
by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009
an individual who belongs to you.
by civilian April 02, 2003
by dontaskmynameeee January 05, 2022
Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!
by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018