phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

Cock ring

A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.

People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

Bozo Ring

The shock of hair that shoots wildly off in all directions from the sides of the horsehoe-bald pate of middle-aged men. Derived, obviously, from the coif of Bozo The Clown.

It's a wonder Danny DeVito ever got a film or TV role with that Bozo Ring of his.

by Spencer Steel March 7, 2008

rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.

Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.

by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008

wing ring

it's when your phone rings and your hands are covered in hot wing sauce, thus making it difficult to clean up and answer the phone before it stops ringing. it can be a very frustrating condition often ending in yelling at the person when you finally pick up.

i was chowing down when the ho called me. damn wing ring.

by heavensville August 27, 2009

Class ring

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.

i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016