you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

Cock pocket

Vagina.

A convenient place to stuff your meat. Like a hot-pocket, but better.

"I want your love rocket in my cock pocket!"

by tastemetonite August 6, 2009

Wet as an Otters Pocket

When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!

Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!

by The Spunk Pistol April 9, 2010

swollen pocket

When you have a wallet or pocket full of money.

"I gotta swollen pocket, yo"

"Ma pocket's swoll"

by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006

Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

by justhalfbad March 13, 2009

Left Pocket

Poker Term for where you keep your important money.
Also known as your bank roll.

From the movie 'Lucky You',
L. C. Cheever: I hear your left pocket is empty.

(For terms of the movie, it was his buy-in to the Main event.)

by CharlieVJ May 10, 2010

Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008