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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off
Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me
by Cook Chad November 29, 2023
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Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.
Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.
by ChelBro August 6, 2007
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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plan b

an excuse to give up your goals
I haven't focused enough on my plan a so I have plan b
by itsZene October 5, 2021
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dazai has a plan

"Dazai has a plan" is used when a fan favorite character dies and people trying to cop by thinking "Dazai's plan" will save their favorite character.
-Bro Gojo just died in the manga 😭😭😭
-Dw bro Dazai has a plan
by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023
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