Penguin

A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.

Penguins,

CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?

Randomer: Yes.

Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!

by Holliiee March 10, 2009

penguinista

A person, usually female, who is an advocate of the Linux computer operating system. Can be used as a form of familiar address or term of endearment.

Origin: penguin (the Linux symbol) + -ista (from the Spanish)

Twyla never uses Windows because she is a penguinista

by disastrophique July 21, 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

peng

high quality cannabis usually gets you stoned after 1 spliff

this is some chronic shit, itz the peng!

by badman February 12, 2004

penguin lookin motherfucker

As first used in Dr Dre's The Chronic, it can mean whatever you want as it makes no sense what so ever. It is a statement that can describe any known man or woman. It can be both positive and negative, sometimes even at the same time.

What do you think of this new one piece, disco ball, boiler suit I've got on?

Man, you'se a penguin lookin motherfucker.

by TheGravyOne October 7, 2008

penguin fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard that afterwards, she waddles around like a penguin.

Dude I totally penguin fucked Jana last night, she couldn't even walk when I told her to make me a sandwich this morning.

by Jaylor May 10, 2007

pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009