A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.
John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."
by philamb February 29, 2012
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by Shimone October 28, 2003
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by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 20, 2007
Get the Patched mug.Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
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by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
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My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.
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