pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.
hey look at my pet neem poo
by Jelly lun February 04, 2016
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Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022
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Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.
The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.
by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021
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Proto-pet

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!
by Bawston69 November 08, 2019
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aqua pet

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that
by sexxyygirl699 December 29, 2011
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Pet favorite

Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.

It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.
Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.
by PotatoDistributor February 02, 2023
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